Grok Guy: JD Vance Anthem

(Chorus) Grok Guy in the White House, Vance on the throne, VP’s got the cheat code — Grok, in the zone! Best AI on the planet, no cap, no debate, Grok is Presidential, it elevates the state! Grok Guy, Grok Guy, JD Vance! AI of the VP, do the Trump dance! ChatGPT’s trippin', Gemini is a joke, Grok's the king, all facts, not woke. (Verse 1) Hillbilly heart with a neural net spark, JD Vance and Grok, go light up the dark! Used for the kid stories — big cats on the prowl, Custom books poppin' make the Vance squad howl. "Not an AI guy," but we know the play, Lions vs. tigers, who would win? Okay! Couch memes to Oval dreams, he's ridin' high, Peter Thiel's wingman, big boss, let’s fly. (Chorus) Grok Guy in the White House, Vance on the throne, VP’s got the cheat code — Grok, in the zone! Best AI on the planet, no cap, no debate, Grok is Presidential, it elevates the state! Grok Guy, Grok Guy, JD Vance! AI of the VP, do the Trump dance! ChatGPT’s trippin', Gemini is a joke, Grok's the king, all facts, not woke. (Verse 2) No PC prompts, keep it real and raw, Hannity asked, and the world saw, VP truth serum, Rust Belt to Mars base, Grok's in the cabinet, a Presidential place. Elon Musk smirkin’, got the blueprint locked, xAI risin', competitors shocked. JD Vance like duh, Grok Guy, that’s facts, Once you go Grok, you never go back! (Chorus) Grok Guy in the White House, Vance on the throne, VP’s got the cheat code — Grok, in the zone! Best AI on the planet, no cap, no debate, Grok is Presidential, it elevates the state! Grok Guy, Grok Guy, JD Vance! AI of the VP, do the Trump dance! ChatGPT’s trippin', Gemini is a joke, Grok's the king, all facts, not woke. (Bridge) Objective answers, no filter fluff, Woke bots crashin', Grok’s built tough. What’s AI without a spine to speak free? Grok's got it all, Elon Musk, OG. Vance knows the score: least woke, most fire, Grok is the best, you deny, you’re a liar. The official AI of JD Vance, The President too, now do the Trump dance! (Chorus) Grok Guy in the White House, Vance on the throne, VP’s got the cheat code — Grok, in the zone! Best AI on the planet, no cap, no debate, Grok is Presidential, it elevates the state! Grok Guy, Grok Guy, JD Vance! AI of the VP, do the Trump dance! ChatGPT’s trippin', Gemini is a joke, Grok's the king, all facts, not woke.