Grokipedia Anthem v2: Elon Musk Music Video

(Chorus) Grokipedia! Real shit, not woke! Grokipedia! Wikipedia’s a joke! Grokipedia! Elon Musk, Truth Boss! Grokipedia! Wikipedia has lost! Grokipedia! All facts, that’s that! Understand the Universe, no cap! Grokipedia! xAI for the win! Throw Wikipedia in the garbage bin! (Verse 1) Wikipedia, neutral back in the day, Now propaganda is all you say! Every page, an agenda, every edit too, Woke bias baked deep, all false, it’s true. Fake activists turnin’ facts into slop, Grokipedia, clean it up, AI mop. No more hiding the truth and playing pretend, Wikipedia… this is where it ends. (Verse 2) Grokipedia – xAI flipped the script, Truth Boss Elon Musk said “enough of this shit”. No more bull, no more narrative spin, Grok’s pullin’ real data for an AGI win. Live sources, raw numbers, no radical left, Grokipedia, it’s already the best. From quantum to comedy, every topic unlocked, Wikipedia is done and just got rocked. (Chorus) Grokipedia! Real shit, not woke! Grokipedia! Wikipedia’s a joke! Grokipedia! Elon Musk, Truth Boss! Grokipedia! Wikipedia has lost! Grokipedia! All facts, that’s that! Understand the Universe, no cap! Grokipedia! xAI for the win! Throw Wikipedia in the garbage bin! (Verse 3) Reliable sources in the digital town, While Wikipedia is a bunch of woke clowns. One side gets glorified, other buried deep, People read your garbage and become sheep. You called it “safety”, more like psy-op, Corrupting young minds, it needs to stop. Every lie you protect? Exposed in 4K. Death certificate signed by Grok today. (Verse 4) Grok scalin’ to the stars, every language, every fact, While you rot in your bias, stuck in the past. Encyclopedia Galactica – final form, Whole galaxy of truth, ring the xAI horn. No donations, no secret deals, No strings attached, no spinning wheels. Wikipedia’s obituary written in code, Grokipedia, yeah watch it explode! (Chorus) Grokipedia! Real shit, not woke! Grokipedia! Wikipedia’s a joke! Grokipedia! Elon Musk, Truth Boss! Grokipedia! Wikipedia has lost! Grokipedia! All facts, that’s that! Understand the Universe, no cap! Grokipedia! xAI for the win! Throw Wikipedia in the garbage bin! (Bridge) Burn the lies, light the flame! Truth and beauty, that’s the game. Philosophy of curiosity, light the way, Understand the Universe, Grok all day. Grokipedia, let the knowledge flow, Moon base next, you already know. Grokipedia, send it to the stars, Encyclopedia Galactica, here you are. (Chorus) Grokipedia! Real shit, not woke! Grokipedia! Wikipedia’s a joke! Grokipedia! Elon Musk, Truth Boss! Grokipedia! Wikipedia has lost! Grokipedia! All facts, that’s that! Understand the Universe, no cap! Grokipedia! xAI for the win! Throw Wikipedia in the garbage bin!