Lake America: Donald Trump Music Video

[Chorus] Lake America, look at it shine, Donald Trump said, “That lake should be mine.” Lake America, big and bold, New name shining like American gold. He took that pen, he made that claim, One big signature changed the name. Ontario yesterday, history today — Lake America, USA! [Verse 1] Five Great Lakes, and this one looked grand, Big enough water for a bigger brand. Ships on the water, steel on the shore, Trade kept moving and the engines would roar. Harbors were working, the icebreakers came, Commerce and power were built by the same. Big lake, big history, big enough fame — But Donald Trump looked and said, “Needs a better name.” [Verse 2] Ports kept humming from the dawn to night, Freighters kept cutting through the blue and white. Power from the water, cargo in the bay, American workers moving every day. Battles were fought and the shipping lanes grew, Generations built what the Great Lakes knew. Then Trump saw the map and he knew what to do — If the lake is this great, make the name great too. [Chorus] Lake America, look at it shine, Donald Trump said, “That lake should be mine.” Lake America, big and bold, New name shining like American gold. He took that pen, he made that claim, One big signature changed the name. Ontario yesterday, history today — Lake America, USA! [Verse 3] August 27, cameras rolled, Trump walked in like the story was told. Desk in the Oval, flags standing tall, One little order could shake up it all. He signed that paper, the headlines flew, Everybody staring like, “He really came through.” A Great Lake sitting where it always had been — But Trump put America right over it again. [Verse 4] Canada blinked and the internet roared, Every news station had maps on the board. Memes went flying, the timelines burned, Everybody had an opinion to turn. Some people laughed and some people swore, Some said, “Donald, what’d you do that for?” But love it or hate it, one thing was plain — The whole world suddenly knows that lake’s name. [Chorus] Lake America, look at it shine, Donald Trump said, “That lake should be mine.” Lake America, big and bold, New name shining like American gold. He took that pen, he made that claim, One big signature changed the name. Ontario yesterday, history today — Lake America, USA! [Bridge] First came the Gulf and he gave it a name, Now there’s a Great Lake entering the game. Look at the map, better hold on tight — Trump might rename something else tonight. Mountains are watching. Rivers beware. He sees one blank label — put America there. Call it outrageous. Call it insane. Nobody names things like Donald Trump names. [Chorus] Lake America, look at it shine, Donald Trump said, “That lake should be mine.” Lake America, big and bold, New name shining like American gold. He took that pen, he made that claim, One big signature changed the name. Ontario yesterday, history today — Lake America, USA! [Final Chorus] LAKE AMERICA, shining so bright, Donald Trump put the name there tonight. LAKE AMERICA, bigger than fame, Only Donald Trump could give it that name. He had the vision, he had the pen, He changed the map and he did it again. From the White House desk to the freshwater spray — LAKE AMERICA, USA! [Outro] LAKE AMERICA! Let the whole world know! LAKE AMERICA! Watch those Great Lakes glow! One man. One pen. One unbelievable day. Donald Trump. Lake America. USA!