Megan Fox Birthday Song

(Verse 1) It’s Megan Fox’s birthday, stop the press, alert the crew, She just blew out candles, and somehow got more cute?! She’s aging in reverse — we checked, it’s on the news, Bench-pressed Machine Gun Kelly and still wore Jimmy Choos. She walks into the room, alarms start goin’ “ding!” The thermostat explodes, the flowers try to sing. Mirror said “I quit,” it can’t compete no more, Her hotness breaks the WiFi — and maybe Earth’s core. (Verse 2) She don’t need no party hat — her hair defies the breeze, She just winked at gravity and brought it to its knees. She smiles, the sun gets jealous, moonlight takes a walk, Even Siri stutters when she hears Megan talk. She’s hotter than a pizza oven ridin’ in a jet, With jalapeño lava sauce — and zero signs of sweat. Doctors studied her — she’s classified a mystery, Turns out Megan Fox invented anti-aging history! (Chorus) Still super hot, hot, hot, hot, hot! Happy birthday Megan Fox, fox, fox! She walks, sidewalk sizzles like it’s made of Pop Rocks, Megan Fox ain’t aging — she’s just adding more shock. Still super hot, hot, hot, hot, hot! Hot yoga in a sauna while wearin’ glitter Crocs, She’s blowin’ out candles, but the flames got shy, Still super hot, Megan Fox, no lie! (Verse 3) She dated a rapper, and took off his tattoos, Turned it into fashion and wore them like a shoe. She read a bedtime story — volcanoes erupted, She raised one finger and four exes self-destructed. Netflix called her up: “Wanna be the next show?” She said, “Nah, I am the genre,” then hung up real slow. Even aliens said, “We’re not on her level,” She hotboxed a spaceship — now Pluto’s a pebble. (Verse 4) She don’t do Botox — Botox calls her for advice, And when she sneezes? Fireworks. Twice. She blinked at a mirror — it turned into a shrine, They say “age is just a number,” but Megan said, “Not mine.” Even her blush has its own perfume line, And her yawn got cast in a Calvin Klein. A breeze passed by — then burst into flames, She just winked once… now the world is insane. (Chorus) Still super hot, hot, hot, hot, hot! Happy birthday Megan Fox, fox, fox! She walks, sidewalk sizzles like it’s made of Pop Rocks, Megan Fox ain’t aging — she’s just adding more shock. Still super hot, hot, hot, hot, hot! Hot yoga in a sauna while wearin’ glitter Crocs, She’s blowin’ out candles, but the flames got shy, Still super hot, Megan Fox, no lie! (Bridge) Forget fine wine — like an aged jalapeño, She makes thunder blush and espresso feel slow. Hollywood like woah, red carpet grew wings, The candles called HR — “She’s too hot for these things!” (Chorus) Still super hot, hot, hot, hot, hot! Happy birthday Megan Fox, fox, fox! She walks, sidewalk sizzles like it’s made of Pop Rocks, Megan Fox ain’t aging — she’s just adding more shock. Still super hot, hot, hot, hot, hot! Hot yoga in a sauna while wearin’ glitter Crocs, She’s blowin’ out candles, but the flames got shy, Still super hot, Megan Fox, no lie!