Big Orange Boss: Garry Tan Anthem

(Chorus) Big Orange Boss — yeah he walkin’ in, moggin’. Y Combinator — San Francisco joggin’. Big Orange Boss — when he speaks, we log in. Startup streets glow bright ‘cause Garry Tan’s moggin’. Big Orange Boss — got the future unlockin’. Big Orange Boss — every hater stay talkin’. Big! Orange! Boss! Y Combinator! Big! Orange! Boss! Apply, see you later! (Verse 1) Neon in the Bay when the sun goes down, Garry Tan moggin’ — whole block hits “found.” Orange fur coat, big vibes downtown, Angel with the torch, makin’ kings from the ground. He sees the spark where the others see loss, Turn a day-one dev into a Demo Day boss. One DM from him and your fate gets tossed — That’s Garry Tan magic, moggin’, Big Orange Boss! (Pre-Chorus) Founders rise up when the big man calls, Y Combinator glow with electric walls. Future on fire when he steps in the room — Big Orange Boss got the boom-boom-boom. (Chorus) Big Orange Boss — yeah he walkin’ in, moggin’. Y Combinator — San Francisco joggin’. Big Orange Boss — when he speaks, we log in. Startup streets glow bright ‘cause Garry Tan’s moggin’. Big Orange Boss — got the future unlockin’. Big Orange Boss — every hater stay talkin’. Big! Orange! Boss! Y Combinator! Big! Orange! Boss! Apply, see you later! [Verse 2] He built his name on the founder fight, Lifts you up when the whole world bites. Gives tough love, but the aim is right, Pushin’ all the underdogs into daylight. He don’t flex chains, just angel rounds, Seeds drop heavy like sub-bass pounds. Posts hit harder than a hundred towns — Big Orange Boss, if you hatin’ you’re a clown. (Pre-Chorus) Builders sync up when he hits that post, Timeline shakes like he’s a god damn ghost. Founders get hyped when they see him approach — Big Orange Boss in the orange fur coat. (Chorus) Big Orange Boss — yeah he walkin’ in, moggin’. Y Combinator — San Francisco joggin’. Big Orange Boss — when he speaks, we log in. Startup streets glow bright ‘cause Garry Tan’s moggin’. Big Orange Boss — got the future unlockin’. Big Orange Boss — every hater stay talkin’. Big! Orange! Boss! Y Combinator! Big! Orange! Boss! Apply, see you later! (Bridge) Big Orange Boss — let the founders know! Big Orange Boss — with that Demo Day glow! Big Orange Boss — let the haters witness! Big Orange Boss — Garry Tan, big business! Glow that orange light — mog it up, mog it up! Glow that orange light — mog it up, mog it up! (Chorus) Big Orange Boss — yeah he walkin’ in, moggin’. Y Combinator — San Francisco joggin’. Big Orange Boss — when he speaks, we log in. Startup streets glow bright ‘cause Garry Tan’s moggin’. Big Orange Boss — got the future unlockin’. Big Orange Boss — every hater stay talkin’. Big! Orange! Boss! Y Combinator! Big! Orange! Boss! Apply, see you later! (Final Chorus) Big Orange Boss — takin’ over the skyline! Big Orange Boss — vision hittin’ prime time! Big Orange Boss — world in the pipeline! Big Orange Boss — YC golden time! Big Orange Boss — future unlockin’! Big Orange Boss — every founder stay rockin’. Big! Orange! Boss! Big! Orange! Boss! Garry Tan moggin’ — and the whole world watchin’.