Steady Moggin: Garry Tan Anthem

(Verse 1) Man, forget these metrics, Garry Tan flippin’ pitch decks like Tetris, Demo Day, yeah the dude is reckless, Fundin’ founders while doin’ deadlifts. Garry Tan got the sauce and the spreadsheet, Burn so low, but the dreams still peak, Dropped a meme, got 10 million reach, Now he's moggin’ LinkedIn like it’s Wall Street. (Chorus) Garry Tan is steady moggin’, No cappin’, but he be bloggin’. In the VC world, he's like David Goggins, Garry Tan got the cap tables joggin’. Steady moggin’ — full throttle, Tech Week fits and a BlackRock bottle. (Chorus) Garry Tan is steady moggin’, No cappin’, but he be bloggin’. In the VC world, he's like David Goggins, Garry Tan got the cap tables joggin’. Steady moggin’ — full throttle, Tech Week fits and a BlackRock bottle. (Verse 2) What’s a goon to a goblin? What’s a thread to a problem? Garry Tan wrote a post, and Nasdaq wobbled, He sip cold brew, you got a baby bottle. Stanford brain with that SF flow, Boardroom boss, the valley like woah! Mog chart clean, but the codebase glow, Funds the next Steve Jobs — you fund FOMO. (Chorus) Garry Tan is steady moggin’, No cappin’, but he be bloggin’. In the VC world, he's like David Goggins, Garry Tan got the cap tables joggin’. Steady moggin’ — full throttle, Tech Week fits and a BlackRock bottle. (Chorus) Garry Tan is steady moggin’, No cappin’, but he be bloggin’. In the VC world, he's like David Goggins, Garry Tan got the cap tables joggin’. Steady moggin’ — full throttle, Tech Week fits and a BlackRock bottle. (Bridge) A thousand flowers, let them bloom, Garry's moggin' so hard, he's the sunlight boom. No cap, and no cap table confusion, Just clean terms, no unicorn illusions. (Chorus) Garry Tan is steady moggin’, No cappin’, but he be bloggin’. In the VC world, he's like David Goggins, Garry Tan got the cap tables joggin’. Steady moggin’ — full throttle, Tech Week fits and a BlackRock bottle. (Chorus) Garry Tan is steady moggin’, No cappin’, but he be bloggin’. In the VC world, he's like David Goggins, Garry Tan got the cap tables joggin’. Steady moggin’ — full throttle, Tech Week fits and a BlackRock bottle.