Don't Die x DOGE: Bryan Johnson Comedy Song

(Verse 1) Elon’s got the beds installed, workin’ ‘round the clock, Tesla’s on autopilot, SpaceX on full lock. But you can’t liv on fire memes alone, Time to fuel this mission, get in the Don’t Die zone. (Verse 2) Bryan Johnson slides in smooth, like a robot on a roll, Sippin’ algae protein shakes, bio-hacking every goal. “Hey Elon, take my Blueprint, optimize your brain, Forget the Diet Coke — your cells need these gains!” (Chorus) Powered by Blueprint, runnin’ on green, Musk and Doge to the moon, fueled up clean! No sugar, no carbs, no junk, just gains, Data-backed nutrients flowin’ through their veins! (Verse 3) Doge employee barkin’, “Hey! Where’s my snack?” Bryan Johnson out of nowhere, “Broccoli’s in the back.” Neuralink is buzzin’, got that Tesla Bot awake, Even Optimus is askin’ for a Blueprint protein shake! (Verse 4) Fed’s got too much weight? Musk will trim the bloat, Bio-hacker meals for Congress, cuttin’ carbs by vote! Let’s fast-track innovation, keep nutrition tight, Elon’s macro-cyclin’ through a federal oversight! (Chorus) Powered by Blueprint, runnin’ on green, Musk and Doge to the moon, fueled up clean! No sugar, no carbs, no junk, just gains, Data-backed nutrients flowin’ through their veins! (Bridge) Bryan Johnson in the kitchen, got the meal plans stacked. But FDA confused— “Hey! Where’s the flavor at?” Elon Musk just smirks, “I don’t need French fries,” Next Starship launch is on my Blueprint supply!” (Chorus) Powered by Blueprint, runnin’ on green, Musk and Doge to the moon, fueled up clean! No sugar, no carbs, no junk, just gains, Data-backed nutrients flowin’ through their veins!