Never Have Lunch with Justin Sun: Comedy Music Video

(Chorus) Never have lunch with Justin Sun! Your sandwich might cost $8 million and 1! You start with soup, that’s at least $2 mil, Want a banana? Better brace for the bill! Never have lunch with Justin Sun! Warren Buffett did, now he’s like “I’m done.” Elon Musk next, $30 million, that’s facts, Lunch with Justin Sun? Go broke, no cap! (Verse 1) Never ever have lunch with Justin Sun! I’m telling you right now, don’t be dumb. You think it’s just a table, some bread, some fun, Next thing you know, your net worth undone. Over $6 million, banana on a wall, Not even the entrée, that’s a comedy call. Justin Sun is calm, like “relax, my friend.” Then the appetizers hit, and your finances end. (Verse 2) Lunch with Justin Sun? Financial suicide. Duct-tape your dignity, no dessert or sides! Conversation deep, like enlightenments, right? Bananas represent the meaning of life! Now your fries are tokenized, your Coke an NFT! Justin Sun orders more, like “relax, my G!” All his bites go viral, your portfolio’s wrecked, Worst moment of all? When they bring the check. (Chorus) Never have lunch with Justin Sun! Your sandwich might cost $8 million and 1! You start with soup, that’s at least $2 mil, Want a banana? Better brace for the bill! Never have lunch with Justin Sun! Warren Buffett did, now he’s like “I’m done.” Elon Musk next, $30 million, that’s facts, Lunch with Justin Sun? Go broke, no cap! (Verse 3) Elon Musk next, now the bill is in orbit, $30 million dollars, yeah, bitch he can afford it! Tesla Diner table, chrome plates, neon glow, What do they order? Cheeseburgers foe-show! The Milkshake got valuation, fries a fund, Tip’s another couple million, don’t look dumb. Big boss money, get you whacked if you run, Soon Starship will be cheaper than lunch with Justin Sun, (Verse 4) Maybe lunch with Donald Trump for a DeFi play, $100 million for an epic buffet! TRON-branded steak knife, golden napkins sing, Banana centerpiece sitting there like a king. While haters debate, he’s enjoying the food, Maybe dinner in space? That's a power move. Stablecoin boss, but the checks fly high, Lunch with Justin Sun? Go broke, no lie! (Chorus) Never have lunch with Justin Sun! Your sandwich might cost $8 million and 1! You start with soup, that’s at least two mill, Want a banana? Better brace for the bill! Never have lunch with Justin Sun! Warren Buffett did, now he’s like “I’m done.” Elon Musk next, $30 million, that’s facts, Lunch with Justin Sun? Go broke, no cap! (Bridge) Truth is.. it’s kinda genius in a crazy way, Turning meals into stunts, headlines all day. Old finance cries foul, regulators flip-flop, Crypto doubters fade, but TRON won’t stop. Jealous broke boys typing essays in rage, Justin Sun’s on a yacht, turning the page. Attention's the game, and he wrote the code, Big Banana Boss — Internet explodes. (Chorus) Never have lunch with Justin Sun! Your sandwich might cost $8 million and 1! You start with soup, that’s at least $2 mil, Want a banana? Better brace for the bill! Never have lunch with Justin Sun! Warren Buffett did, now he’s like “I’m done.” Elon Musk next, $30 million, that’s facts, Lunch with Justin Sun? Go broke, no cap!