Proof of Height
Original AI Anthem
About This Anthem
A comedy anthem imagining Justin Sun turning internet speculation about his height into a public verification spectacle. “Proof of Height” trades screenshots and camera angles for calibrated instruments, millimeter precision, and a livestreamed reading, drawing a playful parallel between measuring a body and verifying a claim on a blockchain. Its larger point lands beyond the punchline: a ruler can measure height — not the worth of a person.
- About
- Justin Sun
- Published
- September 9, 2026
- Duration
- 3:41
- Download
- MP3 · 8.2 MB
Lyrics
[Chorus]
Proof of height! Proof of height!
Justin Sun said “measure right!”
No more pixels on the screen,
Make it an event and own the scene.
Proof of height! Proof of height!
Justin Sun’s a giant right?
Too high to hear the haters call,
Justin Sun — he is taller than all!
[Verse 1]
A thousand screens, a thousand claims,
Red lines climbing through old frames.
One post says "163"; one says "no",
Check the shoulder, shoe, and photo.
Tilt the camera, freeze the light,
Turn one snapshot into height.
Everybody gets a say
’Til centimeters trend all day.
[Verse 2]
Most would post a number, let it die.
Justin Sun called for bids to certify.
Bring the experts. Calibrate.
Millimeter precision. No estimate.
Trace every reading to standards worldwide.
Full livestream — no angle left to hide.
You wanted the truth? Then watch it arrive.
Let the ruler end what the screenshots tried.
[Chorus]
Proof of height! Proof of height!
Justin Sun said “measure right!”
No more pixels on the screen,
Make it an event and own the scene.
Proof of height! Proof of height!
Justin Sun’s a giant right?
Too high to hear the haters call,
Justin Sun — he is taller than all!
[Verse 3]
Level the floor and square the frame.
Zero the gauge. Record the name.
Clear the wall and fix the view.
No shoe debate to argue through.
No tilted lens to skew the sight.
No comment thread can settle height.
One clean reading, floor to crown —
Let precision write the answer down.
[Verse 4]
His world has one familiar test:
Can the claim survive the check?
Ledgers don't care who sounds right,
Now the protocol is height.
Rumor travels fast online,
Verification draws the line.
One old question brought to light:
What counts as proof when the claim is height?
[Chorus]
Proof of height! Proof of height!
Justin Sun said “measure right!”
No more pixels on the screen,
Make it an event and own the scene.
Proof of height! Proof of height!
Justin Sun’s a giant right?
Too high to hear the haters call,
Justin Sun — he is taller than all!
[Bridge]
And when the final number hits the screen,
Let it mean exactly what it means:
One measurement from floor to crown,
One fact a ruler can pin down.
Let the instrument answer what it can:
A body's height — not the measure of a man.
[Chorus]
Proof of height! Proof of height!
Justin Sun said “measure right!”
No more pixels on the screen,
Make it an event and own the scene.
Proof of height! Proof of height!
Justin Sun’s a giant right?
Too high to hear the haters call,
Justin Sun — he is taller than all!
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