Volcano Lair Boss

[Chorus] Volcano Lair Boss! Whole mountain for a floor! Volcano Lair Boss! Wipe your feet, here's the tour! Volcano Lair Boss! Lava coat, custom fit! Volcano Lair Boss! Slightly over budget... Worth it. [Verse 1] Welcome to the island, wipe your feet. No central air, but there's central heat. Bed Bath & Beyond, beyond the sheets — Past the scented candles: magma suites. Tap the remote; mountain splits in two. Modest starter home with quite the view. Epic lava coat, fresh off the rack — Dry cleaner moved, and they won't call back. [Verse 2] See that lava underneath the floor? Crack a tile? And it makes some more. Guest suite hangs above a lava lake. Wake-up call’s a minor earthquake. Want to know how fast the value grows? Valued at a trillion, now you know. Rocket valet, just beyond the bar — “Which planet, sir?” Now that’s five-star. [Chorus] Volcano Lair Boss! Whole mountain for a floor! Volcano Lair Boss! Wipe your feet, here's the tour! Volcano Lair Boss! Lava coat, custom fit! Volcano Lair Boss! Slightly over budget... Worth it. [Verse 3] Scam Altman, in love with his chair. Does it spin? Who cares? Elon Musk has a lair. You move a fern to make a little space. He makes Google Earth redraw the place. Take a photo... Know you love that lava wall. There's the background for your next Zoom call. Your board needs weeks to see a project through; Elon has a surfboard. Watch what he can do. [Verse 4] Black glass board on the crater rim, Diamond chain flashing. Who's the boss? it's him. Drop through the lavafall, coat flaring wide, Trail a molten sunrise down the mountainside. Bank past the boardroom, leave a blazing track — That’s how Elon Musk likes to “circle back.” Lava lamp on the desk. helps him think. Cybertruck outside, parked on the brink. [Chorus] Volcano Lair Boss! Whole mountain for a floor! Volcano Lair Boss! Wipe your feet, here's the tour! Volcano Lair Boss! Lava coat, custom fit! Volcano Lair Boss! Slightly over budget... Worth it. [Bridge] Mr. Evil, please — no PhD. Volcano's got way more degrees my G. People ask, "Elon, isn't this a bit extreme?" He replies back, "that's the only way I dream." [Chorus] Volcano Lair Boss! Whole mountain for a floor! Volcano Lair Boss! Wipe your feet, here's the tour! Volcano Lair Boss! Lava coat, custom fit! Volcano Lair Boss! Slightly over budget... Worth it.