Crypto Quarterback Comedy Song

(Intro) Why did the football coach go to the bank? Why did he go go go go go Why did he go go go go go (Verse 1) Bill Belichick at the bank like a fool, Football coach needs a quarter back, cool. Old habits die hard, is there any hope? Call up Tom Brady, he's the crypto pope. (Verse 2) Kiss the 7 rings, Tom Brady is the goat, See him at the bank... for a quarter? That's a nope. Tight end deals with the blockchain stacked, Belichick at the bank like a grandpa attack. (Chorus) Belichick at the bank, tryna get his quarter back, Living in the past, that is certified facts. Tom Brady calls, and gets him up to speed. Bless him with a Bitcoin, what else you need? Why did the football coach hit the bank? I don't know I got crypto, not a quarter tank. (Verse 3) Satoshi with the spiral, ledger with the throw, Tom Brady is the goat, football and crypto. Belichick is his boy, they got plenty of rings, Put him on NFT's too for digital bling. (Verse 4) From cleats to keys, from turf to tech, Mastermind quarterback and crypto architect. Forget banks, he’s got wallets with digital stacks, While the coach stood in line, tryna' get his quarter back. (Chorus) Belichick at the bank, tryna get his quarter back, Living in the past, that is certified facts. Tom Brady calls, and gets him up to speed. Bless him with a Bitcoin, what else you need? Why did the football coach hit the bank? I don't know I got crypto, not a quarter tank. (Bridge) Brady in the browser, throwin’ it with grace, Power move king, now in cyberspace. No turf, just code and that crypto glow, Legacy in the chain — let the NFT show. (Chorus) Belichick at the bank, tryna get his quarter back, Living in the past, that is certified facts. Tom Brady calls, and gets him up to speed. Bless him with a Bitcoin, what else you need? Why did the football coach hit the bank? I don't know I got crypto, not a quarter tank.