This Little Piggy: AI Gangster Rap Remix

(Verse 1) This lil’ piggy went to the mall, Bought a gold chain, then flexed in the food court stall. Said “I ain’t no snack — I’m the whole charcuterie,” Pulled up in Crocs, shoutin’ “Pork is the future, G!” He rolled past the cows like “Move, I’m meatier,” DM'd Miss Piggy, said “Girl, I’m greedier.” He don't do chores — he got staff for that, And his Apple Watch tracks his steps in the trap. (Verse 2) This lil’ piggy stayed home on Zoom, Tried to sell NFTs of his old mud room. Rockin’ blue light glasses, pink hoodie so tight, Sippin’ almond slop like “I grind all night.” He got WiFi in the trough, AirPods in his snout, Said, “I’m crypto-rich, you can snuffle that clout.” He got hacked last week, still said, “I’m fine,” Cause he Venmo’d a goat for some bacon-shine. (Chorus) This lil’ piggy went “WEE WEE WEE!” Straight through the hood in a Tesla 3, With a spoiler made of glitter and a license plate “OINK,” He ain't swine no more — he the top pork point! He said “WEE WEE WEE!” through the cul-de-sac, Left hoofprints on the welcome mat. Got bars so crispy, rhymes so slick, Even the wolves be like, “Yo, that pig's legit!” (Verse 3) This lil’ piggy had roast beef stew, But said “I’m plant-based now, that beef is through.” He flexed tofu on a gluten-free plate, With a side of quinoa and a podcast on fate. He’s got chakra beads, drives a solar cart, Tells chickens, “Trust me, wellness is art.” Said, “I ain’t food — I’m a vibe, respect my name,” Then snorted a mantra like “Fame is the game.” (Verse 4) This lil’ piggy had none, not a bite, So he faked a DoorDash just to get some hype. Put ketchup on a napkin, screamed “I’ve been robbed!” Then went viral on TikTok — now that’s a job! He dropped a mixtape called “Snout & About,” Got signed by a sheep and a freestyle cow. Now he’s eatin’ good off royalty checks, Wrote a memoir called “Mud, Money, & Specs.” (Chorus) This lil’ piggy went “WEE WEE WEE!” Straight through the hood in a Tesla 3, With a spoiler made of glitter and a license plate “OINK,” He ain't swine no more — he the top pork point! He said “WEE WEE WEE!” through the cul-de-sac, Left hoofprints on the welcome mat. Got bars so crispy, rhymes so slick, Even the wolves be like, “Yo, that pig's legit!” (Bridge) This lil’ piggy went “WEE WEE WEE!” With a Grammy in one hoof, bacon NFTs, With a dance so fly, they called it “The Trot,” And a fanbase of ducks yellin’ “Oink don’t stop!” He said “WEE WEE WEE!” with a mic in his snout, Performed Coachella in a piggy-themed pout. He don't squeal no more — he rhymes and roasts, He’s the bacon-boss ghost with the most roast boast. (Chorus) This lil’ piggy went “WEE WEE WEE!” Straight through the hood in a Tesla 3, With a spoiler made of glitter and a license plate “OINK,” He ain't swine no more — he the top pork point! He said “WEE WEE WEE!” through the cul-de-sac, Left hoofprints on the welcome mat. Got bars so crispy, rhymes so slick, Even the wolves be like, “Yo, that pig's legit!” (Final Chorus) This lil’ piggy went “WEE WEE WEE!” From a petting zoo punk to a VIP, With mud on his kicks and swag in his stride, He’s the oink that went global — and never got fried.