Cyan Banister Comedy Diss Track

(Verse 1) Cyan Banister diss track — you think we’re dumb? She got the tech world under her damn thumb. You came for a roast, hope you're seeing the light, Diss Cyan Banister, you pay the price. (Verse 2) Backed Uber, SpaceX, Thumbtack, and Postmates, While haters write hate, she’s opening gates. Tryna throw shade? You better Pokemon Go, Cuz' Cyan Banister's a legend that glows. (Chorus) Half angel, half phoenix, all real, no lie, Mess with Cyan Banister, you basically die. How could you think that this was a diss track? How could you think we would ever do that? Cyan Banister, she's a venture artist, Joy amplifier, and the one who starts it. (Verse 3) Cyan-tology, yeah it's a cult, But all of the members gettin' great results. Wildly successful, and wildly herself, Cyan Banister is the realest, no doubt. (Verse 4) From foster care fires to top of the game, She rewrote the code, then trademarked her name. Even think about a diss, and your funds go poof, Yes, she knows magic, now you know the scoop. (Chorus) Half angel, half phoenix, all real, no lie, Mess with Cyan Banister, you basically die. How could you think that this was a diss track? How could you think we would ever do that? Cyan Banister, she's a venture artist, Joy amplifier, and the one who starts it. (Bridge) Say her name 3 times with a cap table flow, Then maybe, just maybe, she’ll let you grow. This track’s a portal… and you rang the bells. Either a Cyan Heaven or banished to hell. (Chorus) Half angel, half phoenix, all real, no lie, Mess with Cyan Banister, you basically die. How could you think that this was a diss track? How could you think we would ever do that? Cyan Banister, she's a venture artist, Joy amplifier, and the one who starts it.