Twinkle Twinkle Little Star: AI Gangster Rap Remix

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About This Anthem

A cosmic gangster-rap remix that transforms “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star” into the adventures of a sleepless baby boss cruising the galaxy in diamond diapers, zero-gravity drip, and a spaceship-shaped crib.

About
Alex Julian
Published
May 13, 2025
Duration
6:47
Featured in
Comedy Anthems
ComedyPop CultureNursery RhymesHip-Hop

Lyrics

(Verse 1) Twinkle twinkle flex star, I see you pullin’ up in a candy paint car. Drippin’ through space in a booster seat, Glow-up game on 100, can’t take this heat. Diamond diaper, velvet bib, Pacifier iced with a platinum crib. Zoomin’ past moons in my lullaby whip, Crater-hoppin’ hard with a juice box grip. (Verse 2) How I wonder what you flex — Stardust grill and nebula necks. Gold ringed rattles, bracelet glow, Even my sippy got UFO flow. Nightlight aura, glow-in-the-dark kicks, Sippin’ warm milk with galactic tricks. Haters try to nap on me, I say “please,” I’m the baby boss floatin’ zero-Gs. (Chorus) Twinkle twinkle flex star, You so loud you woke the czar. Nap-time legend, shine so wide, Got the North Star jealous on the cosmic side. Twinkle twinkle flex star, Rollin’ in a stroller like a space-age car. When the nighttime sky goes dark and deep, I light it up and still don’t sleep. (Verse 3) Stacked stuffed animals, glow bear throne, WiFi on Mars with a glitter phone. Diapers designer, lullabies lethal, Flashin’ constellations like nursery steeples. Astro onesie with a cape that sways, Wavin’ at Earth from the Milky Way. Mama said “bed” — I said “not yet,” I’m remixin’ stars in a bassinet jet. (Verse 4) Little Dipper ride with the squad in tow, Cosmic kids with a nebula flow. Bouncin’ off Saturn like a trampoline, Sleepin’ on comets in a jellybean scene. Glow worm chain and a teddy in fur, I don’t cry — I confer with the stars that purr. The moon tried flexin’ — I said “nice try,” Then turned my nightlight into a Tesla sky. (Chorus) Twinkle twinkle flex star, You so loud you woke the czar. Nap-time legend, shine so wide, Got the North Star jealous on the cosmic side. Twinkle twinkle flex star, Rollin’ in a stroller like a space-age car. When the nighttime sky goes dark and deep, I light it up and still don’t sleep. (Bridge) Zero gravity lullabies, drip infinite, Crib shaped like a spaceship, lit. Nap time? Nah, I’m in orbit now, Freestylin’ lullabies that make the moon bow. (Chorus) Twinkle twinkle flex star, You so loud you woke the czar. Nap-time legend, shine so wide, Got the North Star jealous on the cosmic side. Twinkle twinkle flex star, Rollin’ in a stroller like a space-age car. When the nighttime sky goes dark and deep, I light it up and still don’t sleep.

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