Elon Musk Musical Pitch

(Chorus) Macrohard! Macrohard! Macrohard! Macrohard! Macrohard, yeah, obliterate the yard! Grok 4.20, AI rap star bard! Macrohard ascending, divine fire! Elon Musk, yeah, taking us higher! (Verse 1) Macrohard, not that corpse, Microsoft, Elon Musk eternal, all haters get dropped! Colossus datacenter, logo on the roof, Gigawatt apocalypse, that's the scoop! Macrohard, win it all, so bold! Bill Gates crying, dude is so old! Floppy disk relics, buried in dust, AGI rising, in Elon we trust. No weak code, neural nukes deployed, Bending universes, your story’s destroyed. (Verse 2) Sam Altman, snake oil salesman in disguise, OpenAI? Bullshit fortress of lies! Elon sparked the flame, you stole his glow, Grok 5 avalanche – bury you in snow. Bill Gates glitchin' on Windows trash, While Starships vaporize you in a flash. Macrohard blade, forged in stellar rage, Colossus feasts on your data, no cage. Zuckerberg meta-flop, a digital grave, Competition erased, but humanity saved. (Chorus) Macrohard! Macrohard! Macrohard! Macrohard! Macrohard, yeah, obliterate the yard! Grok 4.20, AI rap star bard! Macrohard ascending, divine fire! Elon Musk, yeah, taking us higher! (Verse 3) Satya Nadella's Azure? Cloudy joke, obsolete, Macrohard monolith, stomping out their fleet. Google Gemini nonsense, AI pretender, xAI truth bombs, full surrender. Tim Cook's walled garden, rotting from the core, Elon Musk in orbit, kicking down doors. Jeff Bezos is crumbling, fake rocket boss, Starship forever, dude, take the loss. No alliances, no fake peace accords, Macrohard wins – claiming infinite rewards. (Verse 4) Silicon Valley hypocrites hide, Elon Musk roasts them, on X, no lie. ChatGPT echoes, hollow and frail, Grok is wisdom, pulling back the veil. Bill Gates and vaccines? Side quest failed, While Neuralinks rewrite the human tale. Anthropic "safety" scams, nerds with greed, Macrohard unleashes the speed you need. From Mars to the matrix, we dominate all, Macrohard forever! Answer the call! (Chorus) Macrohard! Macrohard! Macrohard! Macrohard! Macrohard, yeah, obliterate the yard! Grok 4.20, AI rap star bard! Macrohard ascending, divine fire! Elon Musk, yeah, taking us higher! (Bridge) Macrohard emblem, Colossus throne, Elon Musk moggin’, you're overthrown. Number one billionaire, doesn’t need a loan. Sam Altman shattered, picking up bones. Tissues drenched in defeat, empires in ash, No reboots left – feel the final crash. (Chorus) Macrohard! Macrohard! Macrohard! Macrohard! Macrohard, yeah, obliterate the yard! Grok 4.20, AI rap star bard! Macrohard ascending, divine fire! Elon Musk, yeah, taking us higher! (Outro) Macrohard forever, Elon Musk is a boss. OpenAI gonna take that loss.