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Hot Girls are the Only Thing More Powerful than SI
Humanity activates superintelligence. Daniel assigns it to a coffee date. A satirical sequel about romantic overthinking, global oversight, and one immovable haircut.
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“Dumb as a Rock” Has Aged Poorly
Humanity spent centuries insulting rocks, then refined silicon and asked computers to explain quantum physics. An overdue comic reassessment of mineral intelligence.
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Justin Sun says bananas represent the meaning of life. Daniel buys a nicer bowl. A philosophical comedy about ripe opportunities, unfinished songs, and the powerful counterargument of banana bread.
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Hot Girl Astronaut
One astronaut asks for basil. Humanity builds a town on Mars. A satirical study of sudden scientific ambition, generous space budgets, and men who were “in the area.”
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Hot Girls are the Only Thing More Powerful Than AI
AI can solve quantum mechanics. Daniel wants it to explain the second “y” in “heyy.” A satirical study of intelligence, attraction, and catastrophically revised priorities.