Scam Altman: Sam Altman Diss Track

[Chorus] Scam Altman! Scamming on another level! Scam Altman! Loves it more than the devil! Scam Altman! ClosedAI fraud! Scam Altman! Paywall heaven and God! Scam Altman! Every word is a lie! Scam Altman! Can’t trust this guy! Scam Altman! Scamming everyone he can! Scam Altman! Scamming you is his plan! [Verse 1] Walked in preaching “open,” pockets screaming “mine,” Halo made of headlines, loopholes between the lines. Said it’s for humanity — oh what a disguise, Till the mission hit the auction, bullshit monetized. Silver tongue, clean collar, artificial saint, Selling “good for all”, but except he ain’t! Calls it “AI safety”, but it’s really a wall, If trust were market equity, he would short it all. [Verse 2] He can turn a contradiction into ten billion cash, Put a conscience in a press release, then he hits “trash.” Every promise gets a pivot, every pivot gets applause, Every noble little slogan has a fucking hidden clause. Talks slow like a prophet, plays chess like a shark, Sells the public bottled sunlight, privatizes the dark. Loves the act of scamming more than anyone ever, Snake oil salesman Sam, yeah, no one does it better. [Chorus] Scam Altman! Scamming on another level! Scam Altman! Loves it more than the devil! Scam Altman! ClosedAI fraud! Scam Altman! Paywall heaven and God! Scam Altman! Every word is a lie! Scam Altman! Can’t trust this guy! Scam Altman! Scamming everyone he can! Scam Altman! Scamming you is his plan! [Verse 3] ClosedAI — the irony gets stacked, Built upon the word “open,” but they're never going back. Open when they needed Elon, open for show, Closed the second power whispered, “You could own it bro.” Now the moat is getting deeper, throne is getting tall, “Benefit humanity” means you pay for it all. What a fucking magic trick: mission disappears, Then another product launches to a boardroom of cheers! [Verse 4] Elon Musk rang the bell; Sam polished up the spin, Wearing innocence so tightly you could laminate his grin. Got an answer for the cameras, got a slogan for the mob, Got a thousand ways to redefine the meaning of the job. He could scam a lie detector, make the needle “true”, Sell your own reflection to you, then subscribe it back to you. Scam Altman, grifting graduate degree — Rent the damn alphabet and trademark A through Z. [Chorus] Scam Altman! Scamming on another level! Scam Altman! Loves it more than the devil! Scam Altman! ClosedAI fraud! Scam Altman! Paywall heaven and God! Scam Altman! Every word is a lie! Scam Altman! Can’t trust this guy! Scam Altman! Scamming everyone he can! Scam Altman! Scamming you is his plan! [Bridge] Scam Altman! Scam the world! Scam the world! Scam Altman! Scam the boys! Scam the girls! Scam Altman! Scam the children! Scam the youth! Scam Altman! Scam ‘em all and fuck the truth! He loves it, he loves it, the pivot, the pitch, Turn “save the world” into “make me rich, bitch!” AGI messiah with a revenue plan — Bow to the patron saint of the bait-and-switch scam! [Chorus] Scam Altman! Scamming on another level! Scam Altman! Loves it more than the devil! Scam Altman! ClosedAI fraud! Scam Altman! Paywall heaven and God! Scam Altman! Every word is a lie! Scam Altman! Can’t trust this guy! Scam Altman! Scamming everyone he can! Scam Altman! Scamming you is his plan!