What a Worm: Christopher Nolan Diss Track

(CHORUS) You desecrated Homer, you groveled for the prize, You pissed on his grave, you love the woke lies. Christopher Nolan, a worm and a fake, It is hard to believe that you were ever great. You desecrated Homer, you groveled for the prize, You pissed on his grave, you love the woke lies. Christopher Nolan, a worm and a fake, It is hard to believe that you were ever great. (VERSE 1) Christopher Nolan, anything for the gold, Sold Homer’s blood for a trophy you could hold. Helen of Troy, give me a fucking break, Lupita is ugly as shit, no mistake. Ruined the greatest story ever told, Bronze Age glory to a DEI scroll. Matt Damon as Odysseus? He’s too small, You pissed on Homer’s grave and didn’t care at all! (VERSE 2) Desecrated the Odyssey, it’s beyond falling off, Used to make bangers, but now it’s all slop. Groveled on your knees for the fucking woke mob, What a worm, what a bitch, what a god damn slob. You used to build worlds with precision and might, Now you’re rewriting myths to stay in the light. Integrity is gone, just look at the cast, Used to be brilliant, now you’re a dumbass! (CHORUS) You desecrated Homer, you groveled for the prize, You pissed on his grave, you love the woke lies. Christopher Nolan, a worm and a fake, It is hard to believe that you were ever great. You desecrated Homer, you groveled for the prize, You pissed on his grave, you love the woke lies. Christopher Nolan, a worm and a fake, It is hard to believe that you were ever great. (VERSE 3) You will never live it down, this shame’s gonna stick, Every frame a middle finger to the classics you kicked. Grok’s already cooking the version that’s true, Historically locked, your integrity’s through. The man who made Oppenheimer bends the knee, Bows down like a bitch, so painful to see. Once-great filmmaker turned Academy pet, Your movie was trash, as bad as it gets. (VERSE 4) Accurate ships? Real armor? Real tongue? Nah — you chose the bitch route, so fucking dumb. Homeric Greek would’ve hit through the chest, But you chose woke sermons instead of the best. Mel Gibson could’ve done it with blood on the blade, While you played it safe and the source got betrayed $100 million, Elon Musk said he’s down, Mel Gibson is a boss, Nolan is a fucking clown. (CHORUS) You desecrated Homer, you groveled for the prize, You pissed on his grave, you love the woke lies. Christopher Nolan, a worm and a fake, It is hard to believe that you were ever great. You desecrated Homer, you groveled for the prize, You pissed on his grave, you love the woke lies. Christopher Nolan, a worm and a fake, It is hard to believe that you were ever great. (BRIDGE) Christopher Nolan, looked truth in the eyes, Christopher Nolan, he still chose the lies. Christopher Nolan, grovel for the prize Christopher Nolan, reputation dies. Christopher Nolan, worm, worm, worm! Christopher Nolan, squirm, squirm, squirm! Christopher Nolan, your movie was trash, Christopher Nolan, you’re a woke dumbass! (CHORUS) You desecrated Homer, you groveled for the prize, You pissed on his grave, you love the woke lies. Christopher Nolan, a worm and a fake, It is hard to believe that you were ever great. You desecrated Homer, you groveled for the prize, You pissed on his grave, you love the woke lies. Christopher Nolan, a worm and a fake, It is hard to believe that you were ever great.